cat tv

[amazing electric]

Can we post questions about cat tv and dish here?

[e57]

Absolutely not! ;) You can - but it would be slightly more appropriate here:
http://forums.mikeholt.com/forumdisplay.php?f=64

[infinity]

We don't allow cat tv threads, only dog tv is permitted.:wink:

[electricmanscott]

Meow meow meow? :-?

[Rampage_Rick]

From Super Troopers, after having pulled over a speeding driver:

Mac: All right, how about Cat Game?
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?
[They go up to the car.]
Driver: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
[The man gives him his license.]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Driver: [laughing] Sorry.
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Driver: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[Foster stares at him.]
Foster: All right meow, where were we?
Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
Driver: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
[The man laughs.]
Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?
Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
[The man is uncontrollably laughing.]
Foster: You stop laughing right meow!
Driver: [Stops and swallows hard.] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
[Rips off the ticket and hands it to the man.]
Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows.]
Foster: Meow! [Which actually makes 12]

[Rewire]

Can we post questions about cat tv and dish here?
CAT? Should that be "cab"

[LarryFine]

CAT? Should that be "cab"
Or "sat."

[stickboy1375]

Or "sat."

as long as its not scat...

[LarryFine]

as long as its not scat...
What's wrong with Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Torme? ;)

[e57]

as long as its not scat...
Oooooooooooooooooooo.......