tryinghard
Senior Member
- Location
- California
Any funny electrical jokes out there?
"What do you do with the burned out bulbs?"
"We send them to Kodak."
"What do they do with them?"
"They use them in their darkrooms."
Thank you for validating my answer. Oof.
So not only do we have a bunch of economic "experts" here we also have a bunch of "comedians".
Stick to the wirin' folks.
Actually I do do some stand up comedy, but you can see that Charlie already got one, and I'm trying to keep my "not getting deleated" record intact.:grin:
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Bob calmly opens his lunchbox to discover to no one?s surprise?. a roast beef sandwich. Bob does not even bother standing up. He just scoots off down the beam and eats Dave's and Steve's sandwiches.
I didn't think my joke was that distasteful, but shows what I know. It wasn't that funny anyway.
So am I black listed now?
Wait, I just thought of one.....it's really bad so I'll just give you the punch line..."because he was an electrical inspector" :grin:
Two Electricians walk past a bar.........it could happen.
Any funny electrical jokes out there?
This one isn't a "joke". It was a line of BS that was fed to our "engineer" on one of our projects last fall.
The engineer and the project lead electrician were headed to our warehouse to pick up a lighting panel and some other distribution panels. All the panels had been laying on their backs, on pallets, for months.
Before they left, the other electrician that I work with on midnights told the engineer to "make sure that you stand all of the panels upright for at least a few hours. When the panels lay on their backs, all of the electrons run to one side and the panel will not work right until it is sitting in the upright position for a few hours."
The engineer just nodded, smiled, then left.
When they were at the warehouse, the engineer asked the project lead electrician "How long do we need to stand these panels upright so that they can work right?" He was dead serious!!