I would like to sell you all a couple of coils inside a box. The coils should filter out any nuclear residues in the electric power. Two coils are absolutely necessary because nuclear residues use Line and Neutral to get into your house.
I added an electrolytic hour indicator - one of those thermometer -like devices that you don't see these days - with a scale going from green, via yellow into red. The device should be sent to the recycling center (my kitchen table) where I would turn the meter so it stared on green again (Removing all of that nuclear residue), send it back together with an invoice.
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