No booze is worth that much to me.
There's a hotel bar here in town that I used to frequent, and way up on a shelf behind the bar there was a very ornate bottle. When I asked about it he told me that it was some very rare old cognac that was $250 a shot. A
shot.
He also told me about a well-to-do CEO type who came in one night with a few of his underlings and ordered a round of that stuff without telling them what it was. One of the underlings, trying to impress the boss, ordered two more rounds on his tab. When the guy got the $2000 tab he nearly passed out, but his boss, after enjoying the spectacle of his minion teetering on the verge of apoplexy for a couple of minutes, bailed the poor bastard out.