Serious answer:
Before 2008 the requirements were afci in bedrooms. Places you'd be asleep in the event of an arc-fault situation. Makes sense.
Then they realized that people often sleep in the living room, den, or other similar areas. OK...still makes sense.
Then the realization that kitchens were often directly attached to dining rooms and living rooms with no walls between.
The bathroom is the last place that is absolutely closed off from the rest of the house with walls and doors and you are very highly unlikely to be sleeping in there. Unless you have a drinking or drug problem.
But don't worry...Bathrooms will need AFCI soon enough. Then it will be AFCI and dual-function breakers galore! Think of the markup on all the new circuits you sell. It will be glorious. We'll all get rich.