Conversation I had this morning.....

[sii]

Me: My meter does not work properly anymore. i need to send it in and have it repaired.

My boss: What's wrong with it?

Me: It doesn't read voltage properly. Resistance and current seems to work but voltage readings are all over the place.

My boss: It still reads some voltage though, right? That should be OK for awhile.

Gotta love it.

 

[cornbread]

Tell you boss, my alarm clock only works on Monday, Wednesday & Friday, it does not work on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so don't be annoyed if I show up late for work on those days!