Finding HDPE UL conduit -- 50% Rant, 50% Query....

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Have aliens take over all the suppliers of UL-rated HDPE in NorCal? I've been chasing leads and calling possible suppliers for way too long. It's almost easier to get a date with a supermodel.....

It makes little sense to buy from Podunk or such; the freight is a killer.

Suggestions welcomed.