...From how a Surge Protector works utilizing a good Ground Electrode to send over voltage away from equipment and electronics, it only makes sense that if there was a surge event raising the voltage in the lights outside that it should have a direct path back to the GEC instead of equally traveling along the neutrals in the improperly bonded main panel. I just want to know if my thought process is valid or not?
Not valid.
If the surge is from the utility voltage, then ground is pretty irrelevant; the voltage wants to return to its source, not the ground. The surge protector works by very quickly becoming a load that drops the voltage (hopefull) back down to where it doesn't damage items connected in parallel.
If the surge is from lightning, the possibilities are much more random and luck of the draw. The paralleled EGC and neutral might encourage charge to travel over the neutral which would be less desirable than traveling over the EGC. However by your logic of needing a path back to ground, the parallel paths would be better not worse. But theoretically it all depends where the charge makes it's way onto the wiring.
The reasons for keeping neutral and EGC separate have to so with reducing shock potential from normal voltage where there's a fault, and nothing much to do with surges.