Happy St Patricks Day

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[size=+3]And a happy Saint Patrick's day to everyone as well. ;) [/size][size=+1]

OK, now that I said that, where is the green beer? :confused:[/size]​
 
Quogue-Thanks for the greeting!
Happy St Pats to you as well & everyone else.
One of my guys is Patrick Maneely.
He told me 3 months ago he won't be in on the 18th!
Oh well :grin: :grin: :grin:
 
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How many Irish electricians does it take to change a light bulb?






























Just one. He climbs the ladder, grabs the bulb, and starts drinking 'till the room starts to spin. :D

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Remember that before you leave the bar, you need to send out the person you have been keeping in reserve for a ?special duty.? He is to stagger out to his car before the rest of you, drop the keys a few times before succeeding in opening the door, and attract the attention of the police officers who have been waiting patiently in their cars. While they are giving this person a sobriety test (which by the way he will pass with flying colors, not having touched a drop of green beer all night), the rest of you can slip quietly away. The officers will be confused as to why this apparent drunk is able to walk a straight line, stand on one foot without wavering, and speak in a perfectly coherent manner.

The person?s title: ?Designated Decoy.? :grin: :grin:

Happy St. Patrick's Day. Stay safe!
 
charlie b said:
Remember that before you leave the bar, you need to send out the person you have been keeping in reserve for a ?special duty.? He is to stagger out to his car before the rest of you, drop the keys a few times before succeeding in opening the door, and attract the attention of the police officers who have been waiting patiently in their cars. While they are giving this person a sobriety test (which by the way he will pass with flying colors, not having touched a drop of green beer all night), the rest of you can slip quietly away. The officers will be confused as to why this apparent drunk is able to walk a straight line, stand on one foot without wavering, and speak in a perfectly coherent manner.

The person?s title: ?Designated Decoy.? :grin: :grin:

Happy St. Patrick's Day. Stay safe!
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In our state being arrested for DWI is an automatic 30 day suspension of your license regardless of outcome of arrest.Had a friend who thought it would be fun to play drunk he was arrested taken in and the breathalizer was 0.00 so they cut him loose well a few weeks latter he gets a letter from DMV telling him he must surrender his license he had to hire a lawyer and take off work to attend a hearing to get his licence back an expensive joke.
 
charlie said:
[size=+3]And a happy Saint Patrick's day to everyone as well. ;) [/size][size=+1]

OK, now that I said that, where is the green beer? :confused:[/size]​
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If they can dye the Hudson River green for St. Patrick's day, then why can't they dye it blue the rest of the year? :grin:
 
drunk again!

drunk again!

Did you hear about the Irishman at his front door at 3:30 am? Well I am gonna tell you. He was fumbling with his keys trying to get inside and his wife suddenly threw open the door and shouted "drunk again"? And he looked at her and said...."me too"!!!
 
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Rewire, seems to me that somebody in that chain of events didn't have a sense of humor.
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Is there something funny about a police officer arresting someone that appears drunk rather than stopping another potential drunk driver who may be driving off at the same time?:roll:
 
Cow said:
Is there something funny about a police officer arresting someone that appears drunk rather than stopping another potential drunk driver who may be driving off at the same time?:roll:
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a few years ago i was driving home from work one night when a light bulb rolled out of my seat and into the floorboard beneath my feet. i didn't want to step on it and bust it, so i was reaching down trying to find it. apparently, i swerved onto the white line on the outside of my lane. i tried once more, still didn't find the bulb, and slightly swerved onto the white line again. there was a state trooper behind me. he pulled me over and gave me a roadside sobriety test. he was certain i was drunk after i explained why i was swerving; because who rides with light bulbs in the seat? anyway, i took him to the truck to show him the bulb and it wasn't there! it had rolled to the passenger side, completely out of danger of being stepped on.
 
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