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Minuteman

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A few of my favorites...

  1. How many DIY'ers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes 2 weeks and 9 trips to the Big Box.
  2. How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes three bulbs.
  3. How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.
  4. One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
  5. How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Why? IT JUST DOES, OKAY??!!
 
Minuteman said:
[*]How many DIY'ers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes 2 weeks and 9 trips to the Big Box.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. That'll be $135.50, please. :)
 
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