How To Roast A Turkey

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dereckbc

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Enjoy:D

"How To Cook A Turkey"
1) Go buy a turkey.
2) Take a drink of scotch whisky (Laphroiag, Lagavulin, or Caol Ila).
3) Put turkey in the oven.
4) Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
5) Set the degree at 375 ovens
6) Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
7) Turn oven the on.
8) Take 4 whisks of drinky.
9) Turk the bastey.
10) Whiskey another bottle of get.
11) Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12) Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
13) Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
14) Take the oven out of the turkey.
15) Take the oven out of the turkey.
16) Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
17) Turk the carvey.
18) Get yourself another scottle of botch.
19) Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
20) Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
 

celtic

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My favorite part is that this thread is under the heading "Continuing Education" :grin:
 

iwire

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weressl said:
Drinking Scotch on an American Holiday!

Blasphemy, I say!

Kentucky Sourmash or Souther Comfort it is, unless you are a Yankee then you're stuck with that AMerican Whiskey xxxxx.....:D

..and dang you if you censor this.....


I guess dang me.

The point is clean it up, I think you are capable of getting your point across without the more colorful words.
 

dereckbc

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Lighten up guys, it is an American HOLIDAY GREETING; a melting pot of cultures

Happy Giving Thanks Merry Year Christmas New or something like that. :confused:
 
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