svaurez
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- California
If your jobsite was attacked by martians,what type of electrical apparatus would you use to defend yourself?
I would grab a 1" bender.
I would grab a 1" bender.
Jobsite Weaponry
- Thread starter svaurez
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- Massachusetts
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
"The Viper" a powder actuated tool with a 10 foot handle that shoots 1/4" pins into cement.
"The Viper" a powder actuated tool with a 10 foot handle that shoots 1/4" pins into cement.
hurk27
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- Portage, Indiana NEC: 2008
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
LOL
LOL
jxofaltrds
Inspector Mike®
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- Mike P. Columbus Ohio
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- ESI, PI, RBO
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
Mike P.
What ever happened to My Favorite Martian?Originally posted by svaurez:
If your jobsite was attacked by martians
I would grab a 1" bender(blender)
Mike P.
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
According to Fustatatus Receptacaules, a very grounded person:
A previous alien discussion mantains:
1- secure water tight service
2- pull your fuses
3- install lightning arrestor in appropriate place
4- ensure line and transformer are big enough to handle the number of martians you plan to use
If they arrive by armoured cable use plan b:
:: While wearing rubber hip boots and holding nose, enable high pressue switch to activate fan and vent the area.
Give boss martian the key to the city. If there is good wind they will not replace all switches before leaving.
According to Fustatatus Receptacaules, a very grounded person:
A previous alien discussion mantains:
1- secure water tight service
2- pull your fuses
3- install lightning arrestor in appropriate place
4- ensure line and transformer are big enough to handle the number of martians you plan to use
If they arrive by armoured cable use plan b:
:: While wearing rubber hip boots and holding nose, enable high pressue switch to activate fan and vent the area.
Give boss martian the key to the city. If there is good wind they will not replace all switches before leaving.
jxofaltrds
Inspector Mike®
- Location
- Mike P. Columbus Ohio
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- ESI, PI, RBO
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
I would have Claude Raines direct them to Roswell.
Mike P.
I would have Claude Raines direct them to Roswell.
Mike P.
luke warmwater
Senior Member
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
If they attacked some of the sites I've been on, there would be no need to defend myself, as the carpenters will probably offer them a Beer and Party On.
If they attacked some of the sites I've been on, there would be no need to defend myself, as the carpenters will probably offer them a Beer and Party On.
luke warmwater
Senior Member
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
If no carpenters around, grab Lineman pliers. Aren't they the Electrician's Swiss Army Knife??
If no carpenters around, grab Lineman pliers. Aren't they the Electrician's Swiss Army Knife??
Len_B
Member
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- New Hampshire
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
I would threaten to recalibrate their instruments with the most dangerous tool in the pouch---the trimpot screwdriver...
I would threaten to recalibrate their instruments with the most dangerous tool in the pouch---the trimpot screwdriver...
bryonb
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- Oklahoma City, OK
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
Is "martian" a euphemisms for "OSHA inspector??
Is "martian" a euphemisms for "OSHA inspector??
charlie
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- Indianapolis
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
Whoa . . . was that there ah putdown to spectors? I know they ain't purfect but then no one is but the utility engineers. In fact, I was told I was a purfect . . . Shucks, ah thunk ah broak ma spel checker.
Whoa . . . was that there ah putdown to spectors? I know they ain't purfect but then no one is but the utility engineers. In fact, I was told I was a purfect . . .
Shucks, ah thunk ah broak ma spel checker.
renosteinke
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- NE Arkansas
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
I'd just tell them that the inspector was coming....
I'd just tell them that the inspector was coming....
jxofaltrds
Inspector Mike®
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- Mike P. Columbus Ohio
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- ESI, PI, RBO
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
If you are up to snuff, fear no one!
Why are any critics a problem?
If it is right it is right.
I welcome anyone telling me I did something wrong. This is not a plumbing problem where it damage something. This is electic. It could kill someone.
That said I have had @$$#ole inspectors.
If you are right--fight. If not change.
If you are up to snuff, fear no one!
Why are any critics a problem?
If it is right it is right.
I welcome anyone telling me I did something wrong. This is not a plumbing problem where it damage something. This is electic. It could kill someone.
That said I have had @$$#ole inspectors.
If you are right--fight. If not change.
al hildenbrand
Senior Member
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- Minnesota
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- Electrical Contractor, Electrical Consultant, Electrical Engineer
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
Grab a scrap of EMT and start blowing wirenuts at'em.
Grab a scrap of EMT and start blowing wirenuts at'em.
- Location
- Bremerton, Washington
- Occupation
- Master Electrician
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
Pull string. It will get hung up on anything. They will trip in it.
[ March 21, 2003, 12:19 AM: Message edited by: tom baker ]
Pull string. It will get hung up on anything. They will trip in it.
[ March 21, 2003, 12:19 AM: Message edited by: tom baker ]
bill addiss
Senior Member
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
Why not just throw the CodeBook at them, their resulting confusion should give you plenty of time to do anything else that you want.
Bill
Why not just throw the CodeBook at them, their resulting confusion should give you plenty of time to do anything else that you want.
Bill
- Location
- Massachusetts
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
Originally posted by bill addiss:
Why not just throw the CodeBook at them, their resulting confusion should give you plenty of time to do anything else that you want.
Bob
Re: Jobsite Weaponry
I agree with Bill, and Bob may be right about the consequences.
I would just let them do what ever they wanted to do, and then submitt a change order for extensions of time, materials, and extended overhead for the delay.
Roger
I agree with Bill, and Bob may be right about the consequences.
I would just let them do what ever they wanted to do, and then submitt a change order for extensions of time, materials, and extended overhead for the delay.
Roger
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