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Director General Tolstonogov says "These items are engineered to be perfectly safe by Dr. Drizzlenick, and several other scientists with years of experience working at Chernobyl. Nobody else in the world has the Nuclear safety expertise that Dr. Drizzlenick and the other Chernobyl scientists have."
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(I wonder if the good doctor worked there before or after the accident ? lol)


I love this stuff. Especially the "relocatable phone power tap"
 
The Phone Company always has a steady source of DC power available. Huge banks of storage batteries backed up by generators, supplying from 23 to 80ma of power on every phone line... for you to use whenever you want!
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The Phone Company is a FREE Source of Electric Power!
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NEW ITEMS BEING RELEASED THIS YEAR:

Dr. Drizzlenick and Director General Tolstonogov have developed alternate versions of all of the items you see on this web page, which run on common depleted uranium.
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OMG! This can't be real, or legal?!?!?!
 
brantmacga said:
OMG! This can't be real, or legal?!?!?!
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I found it to be quite goofy myself...




Director General Tolstonogov says "These items are engineered to be perfectly safe by Dr. Drizzlenick, and several other scientists with years of experience working at Chernobyl. Nobody else in the world has the Nuclear safety expertise that Dr. Drizzlenick and the other Chernobyl scientists have."
 
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this has to be a joke. isn't it illegal to possess a nuclear substance w/o some sort of license? and wouldn't it be illegal to utilize the phone company's line for something besides powering your telephone? the descriptions of products are hilarious though.
 
man i'm so gullable. i was believing some of this for a moment until reading all of the info at the bottom. i did a patent search using the #'s provided. here's what came up.

United States Patent 4,773,863
Douglas, III September 27, 1988
Amusement device for a toilet bowl or urinal

Abstract

An amusement device for a toilet bowl or a urinal comprising a urine detector for detecting a urine flow from a human and for providing an electrical signal for activating a sensory stimulus device. A control unit connected to the urine detector converts the electrical signal to a signal for activating the appropriate indicator. In one embodiment of the invention, a plurality of pressure and temperature sensors are imbedded in a plastic base which is disposed in close proximity to the urinal or toilet bowl drain. Disposed alongside each temperature and pressure sensor is an associated LED lamp or buzzer which is activated by that sensor. The device may be connected to a video screen or a speaker disposed above the urinal for providing additional audial and visual stimulation to the user. In another embodiment, a plastic base is disposed entirely within the toilet bowl or urinal in close proximity to the toilet or urinal drain. A plurality of supports extend upward from the base and terminate in a corresponding plurality of rotatable members horizontally connected to the supports for rotating in response to a urine flow from a human.
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Mike Sandman used to put out a catalog that was hillarious. He had the Greenlee vacuum fishing thing for sale, and the catalog warned against insertion of certain male body parts. It is a very good place to get oddball tele/data stuff for good prices, however. He used to sell a gadget that you could put your cell phone into, backfeed a regular modular jack in your house, and all your house phones could dial out on your cell. You used the * key for "send". It was pretty neat. The telco powered gadgets are all spoofs, however.
 
mdshunk said:
Mike Sandman used to put out a catalog that was hillarious. He had the Greenlee vacuum fishing thing for sale, and the catalog warned against insertion of certain male body parts. It is a very good place to get oddball tele/data stuff for good prices, however..
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I remember that! The Greenlee Li'l Fisher. Stated right on the page "Do Not Insert P---S." I have a copy around somewhere.

I've actually ordered some stuff from him over the years. The LSD fish sticks, World's Best Tone Set, beanies.....

He still has his 'regular' website:
http://www.sandman.com/

He also still has "BirdCast":
http://www.sandman.com/birdcast.htm
 
Very entertaining. But let's do some math. You have a 48 volt DC supply (If I read that part right) supplying up to 80 ma. That equates to just under 4 VA. If you could convert that to 120 volts ac (a feat that requires some sophisticated electronics that I doubt their devices possess), that would give you 0.032 amps. A computer draws something like 3 amps. So I would need to plug into about 100 phone jacks to get enough juice to be able to type this message on my computer. :D
 
charlie b said:
Very entertaining. But let's do some math. You have a 48 volt DC supply (If I read that part right) supplying up to 80 ma. That equates to just under 4 VA. If you could convert that to 120 volts ac (a feat that requires some sophisticated electronics that I doubt their devices possess), that would give you 0.032 amps. A computer draws something like 3 amps. So I would need to plug into about 100 phone jacks to get enough juice to be able to type this message on my computer. :D
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Sweet! Does that mean I can run my 240v 30A dryer by plugging it into four 15A 120v receptacles?:D :D
 
tallguy said:
Sweet! Does that mean I can run my 240v 30A dryer by plugging it into four 15A 120v receptacles?:D :D
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Actually, yes! But you would have to make sure that two were on Phase A and the other two were on Phase B. ;)

(Don't try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter.) :cool:
 
charlie b said:

Actually, yes! But you would have to make sure that two were on Phase A and the other two were on Phase B. ;)

(Don't try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter.) :cool:
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Better make sure you've got four circuits as well...
 
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