bphgravity
Senior Member
- Location
- Florida
Anyone hear that the complete theory of light bulbs have been disproven? From now on, light bulbs should be called "dark suckers". This is because light bulbs are actually sucking the dark out of a room and not illuminated it. Dark has a heavier mass and travels faster than light. The dark sucker theory is proven by observing any luminaire. There is less dark near a lamp than there is far away. The larger the dark sucker, the lighter the room. The first dark suckers were candles. A new candle has a white wick. As the candle is used, the dark that is sucked up turns the wick black. If you place an object close to a candle, it starts to turn black because the object is blocking the path of the dark going to the candle. Sucking dark creates heat, so thats why you cant touch candles or dark suckers. Dark is heavier than light as stated before and this is proven when you swim into deeper water. It is darker at the bottom of a lake or river because the dark sinks and the light floats. Dark does have its advantages other than lightening a room. We can collect the dark from the bottom of lakes and push it through turbines to generate electricity. It is estimated that the bottom of the oceans have enough dark to power the world forever. And dark is replenished to the atmosphere every night. Dark suckers will now be rated by dark sucking quanity which is the unit of "D". A typical sucker will be rated at 60-D or 60 suckibles. Ohm's Law will be corrected accordingly. 
