Not to mention that if a corona is eminating from the Lightning protection apparatus you are touching, you to should feel the effects of corona discharge around your body...No?
Ever connect yourself to a tesla coil and watch the sparks eminate from your eyeballs?
Nasty visual thought, but I never had the balls to try it.
I've done this with my coil on an insulated platform. You can still feel it crawling on your skin...high frequency current, corona, whatever you want to call it.
Lightning is made up of "all frequencies" (1 Hz, through visible, to past the X-ray spectrum). A flying bird in the path of a lightning strike will still get blown to pieces. There is a lot more to lightning than just the electrical component, i.e., voltage, current, EMI, etc. It also creates a plasma as it passes through the atmosphere, so heat is an issue.
If someone is hanging on to any part of an LPS during a strike, they are just very well bonded.