Don't be so grumpy.
Here is one: in the 70s I went for a physical examination as a requirement for my "green card", the Chinese Doctor doing my exam asked me: are TB (tuberculosis) in your country? My English been so bad a that time (still) answered with proud, of course there are TV (television) I thought, that she being a Chinese wanted to do business there selling TVs, she asked again: are TB in your family? Of course all the family have TV
Well, she sent me in ambulance to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, Division of Tuberculosis Elimination in DC.
But after a big laugh it was clarified