davedottcom
Senior Member
It happens every year...In the spirit of Christmas (and Artical 527!), People everywhere go into their attics and basements and dig out Bazillions of miles of strings of Christmas lights and begin their yearly quest. They always seem surprised and quite annoyed that the strings are all knotted up and lots of the bulbs are not working but before long they have them untangled and are ready to start the FUN part! They grab the first string of lights, their 5' aluminum ladder and away they go..."Hmmm, this end of the house looks like a good place to start, sure, there's no outlet for 100 ft. but I'll worry about that once I'm done!" Usually around the time they have plugged about 5 or 6 strands of lights together (End to end) they decide to try them...For a split second they see the lights and then POOF!, they're gone again. Then it happens. They get that "Ohhh yea" look in their eyes, they forgot to "Bypass" the fuse in the lights! A little trick the neighbor showed them last year......"Here's how you fix them there lights of yours Joe...just shove this small bolt into the fuse holder, see that, fits like a glove...problem solved." In minutes the lights are on. He's thankful to have such a knowlegable neighbor and back to work he goes...tack up a string of lights, bypass the fuse, hang a string of lights, bypass the fuse..."This is easy...maybe I should be an electrician?".
Eventually he runs out of strings and begins to think about where he will plug in his "Celebration of Lights". Let's see....Oh Yea, I have one of those screw-in-bulb-socket-to-female-outlet-adaptor-things, Best invention EVER! I'll just unscrew this bulb from the motion detector and I'm all set. Ok, so now I just need to plug it in and I'm done...what's this? What in the heck is going on here? They put the wrong end on this set of lights! I can't plug THIS end into the bulb-socket-adaptor-thingy. It doesn't take long before he's heard saying...."Honey, I'm running down to the depot to buy an extension cord. I need the one with 2 male ends."
Happy Holidays!
Dave
Eventually he runs out of strings and begins to think about where he will plug in his "Celebration of Lights". Let's see....Oh Yea, I have one of those screw-in-bulb-socket-to-female-outlet-adaptor-things, Best invention EVER! I'll just unscrew this bulb from the motion detector and I'm all set. Ok, so now I just need to plug it in and I'm done...what's this? What in the heck is going on here? They put the wrong end on this set of lights! I can't plug THIS end into the bulb-socket-adaptor-thingy. It doesn't take long before he's heard saying...."Honey, I'm running down to the depot to buy an extension cord. I need the one with 2 male ends."
Happy Holidays!
Dave