hehe, here in ny most of the time the telephone guys just overhead their drop or jam it about 1" underground with a shovel. MANY times the cable guys just lay it on the ground, dont even attempt to bury it. Said its not thier responsibility. We always bury it in a 3/4" pipe. Between 6"-24" for rigid metal (which i prefer) or 18 inches for pvc (some residential work)