There's a comedy sketch in here somewhere.
My ex-brother-in-law related a similar story at an equity house. The director didn't like where a small stool was located on stage, so he moved it. Up pops the shop steward for whatever union covers stagehands. "You can't do that!" he said. "What, I can't move that little stool?" asked the director. "Absolutely not. That's a stagehand's job. You're in violation of the contract," said the steward. "I see," said the director, who then proceeded to have the stagehand relocate that stool for about an hour. The steward finally said, "Move your own f*****g stool!"