I propose..

[neutral]

Don't licenses prevent fires?

Yep same as a drivers license prevents auto accidents.:roll:

 

[480sparky]

Yep same as a drivers license prevents auto accidents.:roll:

Just like gun control prevents crime.

OK, enough political stuff. We now return you to your regularly scheduled forum.... Electricity.

 

[Pierre C Belarge]

I thoroughly enjoyed this thread, good laughs for me, spitting out the crackers as I read it.

 

[480sparky]

I thoroughly enjoyed this thread, good laughs for me, spitting out the crackers as I read it.

Cheese and wine as well? Or you poor now and can only afford crackers?

 

[Pierre C Belarge]

Cheese and wine as well? Or you poor now and can only afford crackers?

Dry crackers out of my neighbor's garbage...

 

[LarryFine]

Cheese and wine as well? Or you poor now and can only afford crackers?

"Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz!"

 

[emahler]

my proposal would be that all you code nazi's not be allowed to propose any more code changes...

 

[TwinCitySparky]

What? Nooooo.




Sigh of relief.

Can you imagine? We would all have to interact with our families more.

:-?:roll:

 

[480sparky]

Dry crackers out of my neighbor's garbage...

There's an image I don't need in my head.

 

[LarryFine]

Chews but never bites. Hmmm.

 

[LarryFine]

Can you imagine? We would all have to interact with our families more.

Like at the end of The Truman Show.

 

[480sparky]

Chews but never bites. Hmmm.

Didn't you know Pierre is a ruminant?

 

[housefull]

Then we would have to get prescriptions to buy supplies.

Hey, maybe they could be issued only with permits!

"Excuse me! Are you properly licensed to practice wiring?!"

 

[mtfallsmikey]

Now if we could just get wire to be viewed as a controlled substance.....

Now, that would keep a controlled substance like wire out of the hands of "wire nuts"...

I'm sorry, I need to stay "current".....badabing!

 

[mivey]

"No, I'm done practicing."

:grin:

"Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz!"

"Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on-it!"

 

[480sparky]

:grin:

"Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on-it!"

Ah, the good old days.

 

[LarryFine]

"Come alive . . . Come alive . . . You're in the Pepsi Generation!"

 

[480sparky]

"Come alive . . . Come alive . . . You're in the Pepsi Generation!"

"See the USA, in your Chevrolet!"

"Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner!"

"Ai, Yi yi yi! I am the Frito Bandito!"

"Snap! Cracke! Pop! ...Rice Crispies!"

"It walks the stair, without a care! And makes the happiest sound...Everone knows it's Slinky!"

"Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute....."

"You can trust your car to the man who wears the star...."

"Halo, everybody, Halo!"

"Winston tastes good like a cigarette should."

"I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony."

 

[mivey]

Ah, the good old days.

"I remember our old country home
Clean fresh air and the flowers growing
In the fields, along the path, beside our swimming hole

Momma hollering through the screen
Would you kids like some homemade ice cream?
That was such a simpler time and place
Blue Bell tastes just like the good old days"