Just for Fun

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pierre

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I am getting married next week, and I had to go to Townhall for my marriage license (another license). The woman startled me with a couple of questions I wasn't prepared for. She asked:
How many times have you been married? I said 42 times. HE! HE! she didn't stir. Then she asked how the last marriage ended, I said in gun fire. She still did not stir. When we were finished, she said that she knew I was joking, but she hears a lot worse and some of it is true.
BTW - I wired the place where we are getting married. They are getting back at me for the prices I charged them :D

Pierre
 
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Congratulations :) I have been married fifty years, my wives ten. I buy the licenses that expire.

No, I have been married to the same woman for fifty years. We have only had one fight. It has lasted fifty years too.

Seriously, good luck, if I'd known sooner I would have had my tux cleaned.
 
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Congradulations also. My wife and I have been married to each other twice. We divorced in 81 for 9 years and after that amount of time, we came to the conclussion that no others would have us so we remarried. :D In reality we dated the whole 9 years, we divorced because we didn't want to live in the same areas. :roll:

Roger
 
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Pierre,

Congratulations!
Best of Luck to you.

Roger,

Sounds like you could sell a Movie script. :)

Bill
 
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Bill, it would be one of those movies where very few would be seated after the first few minutes.

Most would be heading for the doors, and the ones still seated would either be making out or sleeping from boredom. :D

Roger
 
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Congrats Pierre........You know it's a fact that married men live longer.....yep.....it's a long, slow death.(failed attempt to put a smiley face here)
Brian
 
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Thanks Guys for all the warnings!! :)
It was terrible - 81 degrees, cool breeze, and not more than 2 other fisherpeople there. This was only a 1 hour drive from NYC, except you have to hike about 45 minutes up a small mountain. By the way somehow 13 largemouth bass seemed to get stuck on my hook.
Started using a 1/4 ounce black leadhead jig with a black plastic body dangling off of 6 pound test, then ended the day using a plastic 3 inch salimander with a sliding worm weight. That bait was so popular with the fish, but My girls wanted to go home, otherwise I might still be there. :D
Thanks again

Pierre
 
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