Need a paper shredder...... suggestions, please...

[480sparky]

for those who have never experienced the muffin monster macerator,
it is truly a thing to behold. shame they cost what they do.

That's the video I was trying to find!

 

[Fulthrotl]

This one will take care of the heaviest envelopes.

Roger

thanks, but my electrical service won't support this.

however, driven by boredom, i did find out that the muffin
monster builders also make shredders. i also discovered
that they are located on redhhill in santa ana, about 7 miles from
my house......

Industrial Shredders & Waste Grinders Size Reduction Equipment

Monster Industrial Shredders & Waste Grinders Size Reduction Equipment Cut Big Problems Down to Size. Rugged Construction for Product Destruction, and More.

www.jwce.com

 

[Coppersmith]

I got really nervous watching those guys with the muffin monster. There's no guard and I could imagine somebody getting pulled in.

BTW, why do they call it a muffin monster?

 

[480sparky]

thanks, but my electrical service won't support this.........

Too bad you don't know an electrician.....

 

[Fulthrotl]

Too bad you don't know an electrician.....

well, not a good one. that is for sure.

 

[Fulthrotl]

I got really nervous watching those guys with the muffin monster. There's no guard and I could imagine somebody getting pulled in.

BTW, why do they call it a muffin monster?

raw sewage macerator. they also make shredders
but stuff that you can feed *anything* into.
they use them to shred the muffins before pumping
into the digester tank. creates a slurry for the bacteria.
but, they have to be able to shred finely anything that
can fit thru a 8" pipe.

 

[Coppersmith]

raw sewage macerator. they also make shredders
but stuff that you can feed *anything* into.
they use them to shred the muffins before pumping
into the digester tank. creates a slurry for the bacteria.
but, they have to be able to shred finely anything that
can fit thru a 8" pipe.

Well there's the problem. I've never heard what goes though sewer pipes referred to as muffins. I may have to change my breakfast food for a few days until I forget I heard that.

 

[PaulMmn]

This one will take care of the heaviest envelopes.

Roger

DON'T FALL IN!

 

[480sparky]

DON'T FALL IN!

Why not? You'll have the rest of your life to think about it.....

 

[tkb]

I save my shredding and bring it to my credit union on shred day.
They have a shred truck come to a different branch every couple of months.
Free to anyone.

 

[Fulthrotl]

Well there's the problem. I've never heard what goes though sewer pipes referred to as muffins. I may have to change my breakfast food for a few days until I forget I heard that.

sewage treatment workers? sanitation engineers? nope. "turd herders".

theme song?

 

[Fulthrotl]

they fertilize too....>>

~RJ~

this may not have been one of your better ideas. just sayin'.
against my better judgement, i ordered one from amazon. prime.
however, amazon sent 279 by mistake. what would you suggest
i do when they arrive? here is the tracking notification i got.
they left san jose yesterday. supposed to arrive may 21, before 9 pm.

 

[hbiss]

Must be a California thing...

-Hal

 

[Coppersmith]

this may not have been one of your better ideas. just sayin'.
against my better judgement, i ordered one from amazon. prime.
however, amazon sent 279 by mistake. what would you suggest
i do when they arrive? here is the tracking notification i got.
they left san jose yesterday. supposed to arrive may 21, before 9 pm.

Self-shipping.

 

[electrofelon]

raw sewage macerator. they also make shredders
but stuff that you can feed *anything* into.
they use them to shred the muffins before pumping
into the digester tank. creates a slurry for the bacteria.
but, they have to be able to shred finely anything that
can fit thru a 8" pipe.

Ahh ok I see now. I thought them throwing tampons at was a bit random and odd, but makes sense now.