In my 2 wire home, I just added gfi to the bathroom and laundry. Anywhere and everywhere else 2023 code wants would be ridiculous.
Although when I upped to a newer QO PoN to replace the garbage push-matic, when I properly grounded everything, I stopped getting tickles when I grabbed beer from the garage refrigerator barefoot on moist cement..... Must be grounding is important?
GFCI protection in a garage is not ridiculous. Your second paragraph confirms that!