Thomas & Betts

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On occasion, a unit will become so rife with wisdom, that it will fill more than the door and the wall in front of the urinal. Which led some inspired soul to seek a higher canvas for his vision; written directly at eye level when standing at the urinal:
Check out the one on the ceiling
Which will cause anyone to glance up and admire the "1" on the ceiling. So subtle, yet brilliant. :D

That and the classic standby, "Here I sit brokenhearted, came to (honk) but only farted." :D

How could I forget:
Those who write on outhouse walls
Roll their (honk) in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of (honk)
Take that, Socrates. :D

[ April 05, 2005, 11:59 PM: Message edited by: georgestolz ]
 
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How about this one?

"You might as well sit on the seat cause the crabs in here jump 40 feet"
 
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why would you stay in there? You have not figured out that the privacy, peace, and solitude makes it the only place and time I have just for myself.
 
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