Me: did you decide on the bathroom floor heat?
Client: no, we are still trying to decide
Me: do you have the kitchen layout yet?
Client: almost
Me. That one room you have a bunch of stuff stored in, I need to get to some stuff in there.
Client: ok, I'll see what I can do
Me: have u framed those remaining walls?
Client: not yet we are trying to decide a couple things.
Client: oh I know we already spent hours going over it, but we are not sure about the lighting layout.
Me: can we get a dumpster and someone to clean up the job site a bit?
Client: I'll see what I can do.
Me: can we get a porta John? Ya know electricians have to s##t like everyone else
Client: no, the toilet that we took out is sitting right there in your way. There are some garbage bags there, just put one in the bowl and dry dock it. Just piss in the backyard like mongrel heathen cringer scumbag. The lady next door is retired and working in her garden all the time, she loves it.
Me: are you going to finish demoing this wall?
Client: no, just waste your time and demo out whAt you need. The plumber already struggled with it and wasted a bunch of time, so it's already 2/3 demoed. Theres no dumpster so just leave the plaster and lathe and a pile on the floor so it will be in your way.




Note "client" can also be incompetent GC