A succinct description?

[ActionDave]

I honestly think same people will still be lost in that situation even if we had different names for things.

I know they will. I have had those conversations.

 

[ActionDave]

Let's schedule the name change for the same time that we finally move to the metric system.

Set the date at least fourty-seven years from now and I won't protest one little bit. Well maybe a little bit, but not enough to matter.