I think the main problem is the parenting.
I agree,, Lets throw the parents in a burning volcano... or make them be electricians.
My boss never looks over my shoulder or even looks at my work at times. Pleasing to the eye and to spec. That never seems to fail. I don't think I have ever heard my boss say "as the crow flies" or even a business owner.
After seeing my buddy get nailed when he uncapped some wires I twist them together. money or no money I would walk off a job if my boss told me to wire them up that way. My buddy now has a hole in his finger. I am surprised they don't' make that code to twist wires.